An English Professor wrote the words…
“A woman without her man is nothing”
…on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
All of the males in the class wrote:
“A woman, without her man, is nothing.”
All the females in the class wrote:
A woman, without her, man is nothing.”
Some girls will be like, “I want a guy who will protect me.”
But this same girls have been ignoring the security men and gate men in their area.
I don’t believe my big sister is this foolish, not until one day when our parents told us to go and spend Christmas with one of our uncle in Lagos.
We have never been to Lagos before so our parents wrote down the home address of our Uncle on a piece of paper and gave us a live chicken to give him for Christmas.
Immediately we got to Lagos, the chicken just flew out from my Big sister’s hand! But instead of trying to chase after the chicken, she just said, “Don’t worry David, the chicken won’t go far because it doesn’t know the way to Uncle Jo’s house, I have the address.”
Your girlfriend used your picture as her profile
pix, just bcoz her real boyfriend is asleep, by
d time her real boyfriend wakes up, she can't
change d pix, due to network problem, so she
decided to change her status to R.I.P
BROTHER!! What Will You Do..??
GIRL: Honey, where are you?
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BOY: I’m at the bank.
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GIRL: OK. I need N25,000 to make my hair, N50,000 to go shopping and N100,000 for my pocket money.
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BOY: Baby, I mean I’m at the bank of a river. Do you want fish?
Ochuko and Akpos were approached by a zoo owner to get lions for his zoo and that he would pay 2 million each for a lion.
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The two men went into the forest in search of lions, at the end of the day they found nothing and decided to make a camp in the bush.
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The next morning Akpos woke up and saw 300 lions surrounding them.
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“Ochuko wake up! WE DON HAMMER!!!”
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One word for Akpos?
