An old couple was just about to go to bed when the husband realized he left the lights on in their backyard poultry. Then they heard voices.
Three robbers had broken into the poultry. Scared, they called the police. The officer on duty said he would send a policeman as soon as one became available as they were all out on active duty. The old man waited for a few minutes and called the police again.
He said, "Don't worry about sending an officer, I shot the armed robbers and now our dogs are eating their bodies!" In no time at all, police were all over the place and captured the robbers red-handed! One of the policemen asked the old man, "I thought you said you shot the robber and your dogs were eating them."
The old man replied, "I thought you said, there weren't any policemen available."
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